You matched with Yogi Okukura.

Blue Ogre: oh my. i am so hungry

Blue Ogre: i really need something to eat

Yogi Okukura: Don't look at me, meathead. I'm no meal.

Blue Ogre: then what on earth are you doing here behind the counter

Blue Ogre: of Merg's meat diner

Blue Ogre: you are literally behind the counter

Yogi Okukura: Some obnoxious snob took me here.

Yogi Okukura: Also, you should go and get a salad.

Yogi Okukura: you don't NEED anymore meat!

Blue Ogre: ehhh?

Blue Ogre: NO ONE TALKS TO ME LIKE THAT!!!!!

Blue Ogre: I demand service!!!!

Blue Ogre: I don't believe it. I've been coming here for 3 years

Blue Ogre: this is my first time meeting a jerk like you

Yogi Okukura: Well I'm not just a jerk

Yogi Okukura: I'm Yogi Okukura, the Ultimate Soldier!!

Blue Ogre: oh my gosh!

Blue Ogre: you must be here to buy the restaurant!!!

Blue Ogre: you're that military guy who wants to make this a military lunchroom

Blue Ogre: where everyone must do 20 pushups just to order a salad

Yogi Okukura: Yeah, tubby, I survived a killing game and I'm in a foul mood.

Blue Ogre: tubby?!!?!?!!!

Blue Ogre: i'll let it pass...

Blue Ogre: but next time...

Yogi Okukura: You don't scare me, bub.

Blue Ogre: RARARARAR

Blue Ogre: *flips table*

Blue Ogre: GIVE ME A BURGER!!!

Yogi Okukura: No way, fatso. Eat any more junk food and you'll get diabetes!

Blue Ogre: EHHHH?????

Blue Ogre: RARARARARA

Blue Ogre: *Pounds counter*

Blue Ogre: A BURGER. NOW!!!

Yogi Okukura: YOU WANNA EAT? GET TO EXERCISING!

Blue Ogre: FINE!!!

Blue Ogre: THEN TELL ME HOW TO EXERCISE!!!

Yogi Okukura: START YOUR PUSH-UPS!

Yogi Okukura: GET GOING, YOU BIG OAF!

Yogi Okukura: C'MON, I DON'T GOT ALL DAY!!

Blue Ogre: EHHHHH?!!!

Blue Ogre: fine!!

Blue Ogre: 1

Blue Ogre: 2

Blue Ogre: 3

Blue Ogre: gosh darn this is so toughhhh

Blue Ogre: i'm out of breath.....

Yogi Okukura: Aaaand that's why you don't eat too much.

Blue Ogre: i need a burger

Blue Ogre: to replenish my strength

Yogi Okukura: Choke down a veggie burger, then. It'll help.

Blue Ogre: i need a coke too!!!

Blue Ogre: WHERE'S MY BURGER!!!

Blue Ogre: *RARARARARAR* BURGER NOW!!!

Yogi Okukura: *tosses the tray next to him* HERE'S YOUR VEGGIE BURGER AND...

Yogi Okukura: You gotta chug down some water!

Yogi Okukura: No beef or carbon in MY joint.

Yogi Okukura: If you wanna stuff your face with greasy food and get heart disease...

Yogi Okukura: ...THEN YOU BETTER GET OUT OF MY DINER!

Blue Ogre: fine! I'll eat the veggie burger

Blue Ogre: *takes a bite*

Blue Ogre: Oohhhhh i like it

Blue Ogre: GIMME ANOTHER!

Yogi Okukura: Good choice. Catch!

Blue Ogre: yummm!

Blue Ogre: oooh i'm feeling the strength!

Blue Ogre: *does 5 pushups*

Blue Ogre: BOO YAH!!!

Yogi Okukura: eat another veggie burger

Yogi Okukura: and take out your wallet

Yogi Okukura: its payment time

Blue Ogre: HAHAHA

Blue Ogre: you think I'm paying for these fake burgers???

Blue Ogre: oooooh thats funny!!!!

Blue Ogre: ROFL!

Yogi Okukura: *makes fists*

Yogi Okukura: What'd you say, punk?

Blue Ogre: uh...put me down for credit

You matched with Paddington.

Paddington: I'm a bear, I like honey

adventurer: i know. you took us on this adventure to find the Lost Honey of gold

Paddington: Oh I did! I'm an old bear, I forgot

adventurer: AHHH

adventurer: you're the guy leading this adventure

adventurer: we're in a huge lost temple in the middle of the amazon

adventurer: its your map we're following

Paddington: Wait, let me get my compass, I'm sure I left it somewhere.....

Paddington: 😨I can't find it...

adventurer: im taking out my flashlight

adventurer: this place is so dark

Paddington: Oh yes that'll help, can't see much in here

Paddington: Feels damp

adventurer: yeah, we better find this Lost Honey of gold soon

adventurer: the roof looks like its gonna cave

Paddington: The last thing I remember was falling into a puddle and hearing something

Paddington: i dropped everything and ran

Paddington: but it was dark 😭

adventurer: ooooooh, theres a puddle up ahead

Paddington: oh yah?!

Paddington: ...we better be careful

Paddington: you'll lead I'll follow

adventurer: OH MY GOSH!

adventurer: the floor ahead of is sagging

adventurer: it looks unstable

Paddington: oh no. i'm a little heavy... *rubs my tummy*

Paddington: you should go.

Paddington: 😁

adventurer: uh okay, i'll take the lead

adventurer: im tip toing across

Paddington: see anything? hows the floor?

adventurer: its very shaky

adventurer: my knees are shaking

Paddington: oh no. i hear something behind me.......

Paddington: i think i'll try following you...........................

adventurer: i'm shining my flashlight behind you

adventurer: uh oh.

Paddington: 🙀

adventurer: is that a tiger?!

Paddington: don't tell me

Paddington: i'm not looking

adventurer: Its growling at us!

Paddington: oh my gosh , should I run?!

Paddington: I'm running

Paddington: i don't care

adventurer: quick, run!! deeper into the temple

Paddington: if the floor falls

adventurer: follow me

Paddington: okokok

adventurer: we got past the sinking floor

Paddington: 🏃🏼‍♂️

adventurer: There's an open door ahead of us!

adventurer: lets go inside

Paddington: wait, gimme a sec

Paddington: i gotta catch my breath

adventurer: oh gosh, the tigers following us!!

adventurer: catch your breath latter paddy

Paddington: 😐fine.

Paddington: 🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍

adventurer: for a bear who eats lots of honey, you sure are slow

Paddington: that's why i'm slow

Paddington: 🍯

Paddington: so good

adventurer: i just slammed the door shut

adventurer: we should be safe

Paddington: *collapses on the floor*

adventurer: oh no!

Paddington: my stomach heaving

adventurer: Paddington!

Paddington: i'll be ok

adventurer: now's not the time to be sick

adventurer: get up

Paddington: I'M NOT SICK. I'M OUT OF A SHAPE

Paddington: okok

Paddington: i slowly get up *knees crackle*

adventurer: ahhhh

adventurer: we are stuck in a lost temple in the middle of the amazon!

Paddington: ohh turn of your flashlight!

Paddington: you see that?!!!

adventurer: im turning it on

Paddington: on the ceiling?

adventurer: oh gosh!

adventurer: the ceiling is sagging!

adventurer: it looks like its gonna collapse any momeny!

Paddington: omg.should we open the door up again? the tigers there?!

Paddington: see any exits?!

adventurer: There's a window over there!

Paddington: it better be big

adventurer: it looks just large enough for you

adventurer: its gonna be tight though

Paddington: *sucks in tummy*

Paddington: i got this

adventurer: grab the rope from my backpack

Paddington: okok *rummages through your pack*

Paddington: found it!

Paddington: now what

adventurer: Good. we'll tie it to the huge stone next to the window

adventurer: Now, lets climb out

adventurer: i'll go first

Paddington: fine, only coz your lighter

adventurer: ok, im outside the window

Paddington: hurryyyy, ceiling looks sketchy

adventurer: im climbing down the rope

adventurer: i reached solid ground

adventurer: you can climb after me

Paddington: can you see the bottom? oh good, my turn

Paddington: *climbs through* ....i'm stuck

Paddington: omg.

adventurer: suck in your tummy!!!

Paddington: I'M SUCKING IT IN

adventurer: i'll climb back up and pull you!

Paddington: OH NO THE DOOR IS GETTING BASHED

Paddington: HE KNOWS WE'RE TRYING TO GET OUT

adventurer: i'm pulling you!!!!!!!

adventurer: i've got olive oil from my backpack!!!

adventurer: i'm rubbing the window

adventurer: its greasy now

Paddington: yes yes yes

adventurer: COME ON!

Paddington: my tummys through!

Paddington: okokokokokokok

adventurer: im sliding down the rope now

Paddington: 🧗🏻‍♀️

You matched with Mighty lawyer.

Mighty lawyer: nice watch you got

Hypnotist master: thanks. its pure gold

Hypnotist master: a gift from a client

Mighty lawyer: wow! it looks so expensive

Mighty lawyer: thats quite the gift

Hypnotist master: yes. the client was quite willing to part with it

Mighty lawyer: oh wow. why's that?

Hypnotist master: let me show youuuuuu

Hypnotist master: look into my eyesssss

Mighty lawyer: oooh such beautiful eyes you have

Hypnotist master: you are getting sleeepppyyyy

Hypnotist master: so sleeeeepy

Mighty lawyer: ohhhhhhh

Mighty lawyer: so tireddddd

Hypnotist master: keep looking into my eyes

Hypnotist master: now repeat after me

Hypnotist master: "i will give my gold watches to the hypnotist master"

Mighty lawyer: "i will give my gold watches to the hypnotist master..."

Mighty lawyer: but only if he gives me PIZZA!!!!

Hypnotist master: what, why pizza?

Mighty lawyer: because I LOVE pizza!!

Hypnotist master: I love pizza too!

Hypnotist master: especially extra cheese pizza

Mighty lawyer: me too!

Mighty lawyer: anyone who likes extra cheesy pizza is a friend in my book

Hypnotist master: gee thanks

Mighty lawyer: since we're friends, can i have your gold watch

Hypnotist master: sure thing.

Hypnotist master: here's the gold watch

Mighty lawyer: thanks. now look at my watch

Mighty lawyer: see it swinging back and forth

Mighty lawyer: back and forth

Hypnotist master: i'm looking

Mighty lawyer: you are getting sleepppppyyy

Mighty lawyer: keep looking at gold watch

Mighty lawyer: now repeat after me

Mighty lawyer: "I will buy 5 pies of extra cheese pizza for the MIGHTY LAWYER!!"

Hypnotist master: "I will buy 5 pies of extra cheese pizza for the MIGHTY LAWYER!!"

Mighty lawyer: gee thanks

Hypnotist master: my pleasure.

Hypnotist master: but how do i pay for the pizza?

Mighty lawyer: here take this gold watch

Mighty lawyer: barter it as payment

Mighty lawyer: thanks for getting the pizza!!!!

Mighty lawyer: and you can eat it with me

Mighty lawyer: friend

Hypnotist master: thanks friend

You matched with Partying swordsman.

News reporter: welcome to the newsroom

Partying swordsman: Gee whiz. So many cameras

News reporter: That's right! this is channel 5

News reporter: thanks for coming to be interviewed

Partying swordsman: You're welcome

Partying swordsman: ask me whatever you'd like

News reporter: all rightw

News reporter: how do you balance partying with your swordfighting lessons

Partying swordsman: good question.

Partying swordsman: I do them both at same time

News reporter: how?

Partying swordsman: I blast music

Partying swordsman: and dance

Partying swordsman: while holding and waving my swords

News reporter: amazing! tell me more

Partying swordsman: I also sing

Partying swordsman: at the top of my lungs

Partying swordsman: and i swordfight to the rhythm

Partying swordsman: of my voice

News reporter: your voice?

Partying swordsman: yes. I sing a tune

Partying swordsman: and swordfight to the song i sing

News reporter: can you give an example

Partying swordsman: sure thing

Partying swordsman: i might sing, "lalalala its timeeee to attack"

Partying swordsman: and then I'll thrust my sword forward

News reporter: incredible

Partying swordsman: exactly. i fight with beauty

Partying swordsman: thats my secret

News reporter: Wow. That wraps up our interview

News reporter: Thanks for sharing your singing swordfighting techniques